Eldaraenth The Bardic Circle
The Ballad of the D&Der
Submitted By Matthew Brotherton
Sung the the Tune of : THE BALLAD OF THE GREEN BERRET
Put iron plate upon his ass;
This will raise his armor class.
Two hundred men will die today;
Only Orcs will walk away.
Putting sword into his hand,
He did join a lawful band.
He killed Ogres two by two,
But was done in by a MU.
Fireballs are hard to fight.
They give off heat, and lot{ of light.
He did not make his saving throw.
He was crisped from head to toe.
The moral's plain for all to see-
When you're playing D and D,
If you meet an evil MU,
Get him first or he'll get you.
Put iron plate upon his ass;
This will raise his armor class.
Two hundred men will die today;
Only Orcs will walk away.
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