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Mr. Zarthosian
Submitted By: Matthew Brotherton
Lyrics By: Matthew Brotherton
Tune of: Mr. Roboto

Domo arigato, Mr Zarthosian
math ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Zarthosian
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wandering what I am                       Secret Secret I've got a secret!
Human or Goblinoid                                  Secret Secret I've got a secret!
With parts made from an orc                    Secret Secret I've got a secret!
I am a Zar-tho-sian

I've got a secret,
I've been hiding,
Under my helm!
My heart is human,
My blood is ogre,
My brain a bit of all!
So if you see me,
Acting strangely,
Don't be suprised!
I'm just a thug who
Needed a sword
and something to kill
To keep me busy-just keep me busy
Something to kill to keep me busy

I'm not a monster
without emotion-
I'm not what you think
I'v come to kill you
with my longsword
So I'm not bored.
I'm not a Hero,
I'm not a savior,
forget what you know
I'm just a thing whose
formalities
Are out of control!
Beyond all control- Who needs control?
I hate control- Who needs control?

I am a Zar-tho-sian                                 Secret Secret I'm got a secret
Who hides under a helm                          Secret Secret I'm got a secret
So no one else can see                           Secret Secret I'm got a secret
My huge front teeth

Domo Arigato, Mr. Zarthosian, domo... domo!
Domo Arigato, Mr. Zarthosian, domo... domo!
Domo Arigato, Mr. Zarthosian, domo... domo!
Domo arigato, Mr. Zarthosian
Domo arigato, Mr. Zarthosian
Domo arigato, Mr. Zarthosian
Domo arigato, Mr. Zarthosian (Repeated Through Next Verse)

Thank you very much, Mr. Zarthosian
For doing the jobs that no human stomaches
And thank you very much, Mr. Zarthosian
For wearing that helmet to keep you covered
Thank you- thank you- thank you
I want to thank you, please, Thank you
Ooooooaaooooh IIIIIIEEEEIIIIII!!! (end Domo's)

The problem is plain to see,
Too much wizardry,
Magics to save our lives,
Magics dehumanize!

The time has come at last                                 Secret Secret I'm got a secret
to throw away this helm                                   Secret Secret I'm got a secret
So everyone can see                                       Secret Secret I'm got a secret
Even the tusks on me
I'm Zarthos! Zarthos! Zarthos! Zarthos!