Eldaraenth The Bardic Circle
We Will Cleave You
Submitted By Justin Zimmerman
Lyrics By: Carolus Mediocris
Tune of: WE WILL ROCK YOU
Buddy you're a newbie,
Pathetic piece of dogmeat,
You say you wanna be a great knight someday!
You've got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Flapping your shield all over the place!
(chorus)
Singing
We will,
We will
CLEAVE YOU!
CLEAVE YOU!
We will,
CLEAVE YOU!!!!
Buddy you're a squire now,
Slaving for your knight now,
He says he's gonna teach you to fight someday!
You got dung on your face,
Big disgrace,
Browning your nose all over the place!
(CHORUS)
Twinkie you're a knight now,
Ego shining bright now,
You think you can't be beaten at all these days!
You got a smirk on your face,
Big disgrace,
Waving your belt all over the place!
(CHORUS)
Buddy you're the king now,
Won that tourney thing, yeah,
But the queen she still is holding your puppet strings!
It was a big mistake,
Your bones all ache,
Your armour is crushed all over the place!
(CHORUS)
Buddy you're a duke now,
Haven't learned a thing pal,
You want to sit the throne of An Tir again!
Your most noble grace,
As good as in the grave, Ace,
Hit too many times with a great big mace!!!
Singing
We will,
We will
CLEAVE YOU!
CLEAVE YOU!
We will,
We will,
CLEAVE YOU!!!!
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